"Donut War I" continues to escalate, with an attack on Chico, CA, today.
Helping in this, we think, is that "someone who shall remain nameless" has augmented his capabilities by amassing troops, and has been able to form an underground who has collected excellent intelligence data.
However, as of Monday, it appears that Hollydale is currently calm and suffering no casualties.
But the question begs to be asked: Will this war escalate even further ? What is the ultimate ?
Sources suggest that each owns undeclared destructive kilo calorie forces, and either could be expected to drop the final bombe. We are not sure of the technology, but chocolate or strawberry definitely can be expected.
To avert full scale pie throwing, a secret consortium of allied nations (U.N.A.C. - United Nations Atkin's Coalition) has drafted a document, pledging resources for a peacekeeping mission.
It appears that UNAC has just occupied a formerly occupied underground bunker code named "The Dungeon", located outside the town limits of Paradise. There they will be entrenched for the duration of this war and CIMIC activities thereafter.
Paradise has committed resources to do her part against this war of confectionery mayhem, including participation by:
Paradise's Armed Forces (currently in the North)
And Paradise's one and only fighter pilot (who may be recalled from med school)
4 comments:
What idiotic fun! It's great. Don't make the squirrel angry or we may have to take out our big nuts (coconuts....what were you thinking?)
Take the children and yourself
And hide out in the cellar
By now the fighting will be close at hand
Dont believe the church and state
And everything they tell you
Believe in me, Im with the high command
I WISH we were launching chocolate donuts! This powdered sugar is harder 'n hell to get outta my cups! And don't even get me started on the jelly!!!!
Take the children and yourself And hide out in the cellar By now the fighting will be close at hand Dont believe the church and state And everything they tell you Believe in me, Im with the high command
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